1. soaprah-winfrey:

    today one of my teachers called on a really quiet girl and the class was silent then you heard her whisper “i have the bravery of a chicken nugget please dont” and i couldnt stop laughing

  2. caswantsmetochangethisurl:

    cellokind:

    bluhbluhhugedork:

    • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
    • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
    • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
    • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
    • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
    • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
    • BLOODY MARY
    • BLOODY MARY
    • BLOODY MARY
  3. growlithed:

    i dont procrastinate because im lazy i procrastinate because theres so much shit i need to do and its fucking overwhelming and i distance myself from it and do things that bring at least some enjoyment and then i get even more overwhelmed when ive procrastinated for too long i cant win its a vicious cycle

  4. weloveshortvideos:

    That fish caught me slipping…

  5. snorlaxatives:

    it’s getting to that point in the school year where even copying someone’s homework is too much to handle

  6. mrbonkurei:

mistahgrundy:

alice-the-alien:

"Konnichiwa Clarice-chan."

this might be my favorite gif

the sheer amount of editing they had to do for this picture blows my skull

    mrbonkurei:

    mistahgrundy:

    alice-the-alien:

    "Konnichiwa Clarice-chan."

    this might be my favorite gif

    the sheer amount of editing they had to do for this picture blows my skull

  7. dilaurentisfields:

    phil0kalia:

    If someone points at your black clothes and asks you whose funeral is it, a look around the room and a casual “haven’t decided yet” is always a good response.

    "yours if you keep talking" sounds good

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