1. meatbicyclevevo:

    meatbicyclevevo:

    What’s the definition of a will?

    Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

  2. ooh-bite-me:

    when your mom walks up behind you while you’re blogging

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  3. mistastein:

sexistant:

quoting-teens:

taylorstitcharchive:

The most hilarious pictures and comebacks EVER

This is honestly the best! I have never laughed harder at anything in my life xD

omg I love this post I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

wtf how did i just gain 79 followers from reblogging this?

    mistastein:

    sexistant:

    quoting-teens:

    taylorstitcharchive:

    The most hilarious pictures and comebacks EVER

    This is honestly the best! I have never laughed harder at anything in my life xD

    omg I love this post I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RN

    wtf how did i just gain 79 followers from reblogging this?

  4. tell us your most embarrassing story

    jesusinc:

    jesusinc:

    So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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  5. lion:

    me

  6. thatfunnyblog:

    "why do people choose between pepsi and coke, they both taste the same"

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  7. allisonargentsarrows:

This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

    allisonargentsarrows:

    This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.

  8. nico-diangelcakes:

    nico-diangelcakes:

    So i have this giant pencil right

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    I think we all know where this is going.

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    the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

  9. delicatemotion:

    randomstuff134:

    sodamnrelatable:

    take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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    some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

    This gave me anxiety

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